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  Docklands 5 - Inspector Reynoso Comes Through!
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It’s about an hour later and I’m just thinking In-n-Out Double-Double Animal-style as I pass the Carson & Vermont intersection when my cell phone titters.

I snatch the phone up, drop it, swerve to avoid yet another SoCal SUV with those Laker-Player, mega-bucks, glittery-chrome 22-inch wheels (today’s version of my era’s lowered ‘Crystal Blue Persuasion’ 1963 Impala), pick it up again, finally thumbing the little green button. I press it to my sweaty ear.

“Hector? Dave. OK.” Three simple, sweet words. Inspector Reynoso has come through, big-time.

I’m still a bit flustered as the SUV driver has ranged abeam to bird me emphatically. “F*CK YOU TOO, MUTHAF*CKA!,” I scream.
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“WHAT!!??”

“NO! NO! NOT YOU DAVE! Whoa! Um. ..uh . so, no sh*t, then? The Director went for it?”

“Let’s just say she appreciates the gravity of the situation <snarfle>. Geddit?”

“I get it, Dave. So now what?”

“Come back to the office and I’ll give you the D-1’d I-95 so droopy drawers can make it to the clinic tomorrow <click>.”

I hang a huge, smoking uuey mid-block on Vermont to head back to Ocean Blvd, and since I’m now passing it directly on the right hand, I swerve into the In-n-Out. Clearly, it’s time to celebrate. In terms of INS visa waiver applications, my cherry’s finally been broke.


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Posted by: Hector_Ochoa on Thursday, January 29, 2004 - 08:08 PM  
 
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